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crunchybebe:

natural-veganmama:

A friend tagged me in this. Breastfeeding never fails to blow my mind. It’s absolutely amazing what our bodies can do!

This is amazing

crunchybebe:

natural-veganmama:

A friend tagged me in this. Breastfeeding never fails to blow my mind. It’s absolutely amazing what our bodies can do!

This is amazing

(via bellamoonmama)

jellybeans089:

TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON
1. Play a sport.It will teach you how to win honorably,lose gracefully, respect authority,work with others, manage your timeand stay out of trouble.And maybe even throw or catch.2. You will set the tonefor the sexual relationship,so don’t take something away from herthat you can’t give back.3. Use careful aim when you pee.Somebody’s got to clean that up, you know.4. Save money when you’re youngbecause you’re going to need it someday.5. Allow me to introduce youto the dishwasher, oven,washing machine, iron,vacuum, mop and broom.Now please go use them.6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.7. Don’t ever be a bullyand don’t ever start a fight,but if some idiot clocks you,please defend yourself.8. Your knowledge and education is somethingthat nobody can take away from you.9. Treat women kindly.Forever is a long time to live aloneand it’s even longer to live with somebodywho hates your guts.10. Take pride in your appearance.11. Be strong and tender at the same time.12. A woman can do everything that you can do.This includes her having a successful careerand you changing diapers at 3 A.M.Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir”still go a long way.14. The reason that they’re called “private parts”is because they’re “private”.Please do not scratch them in public.15. Peer pressure is a scary thing.Be a good leader and others will follow.16. Bringing her flowers for no reasonis always a good idea.17. It is better to be kindthan to be right.18. A sense of humorgoes a long wayin the healing process.19. Please choose your spouse wisely.My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for mespending time with you and my grandchildren.20. Remember to call your motherbecause I might be missing you.Don’t forget to share

jellybeans089:

TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON


1. Play a sport.
It will teach you how to win honorably,
lose gracefully, respect authority,
work with others, manage your time
and stay out of trouble.
And maybe even throw or catch.

2. You will set the tone
for the sexual relationship,
so don’t take something away from her
that you can’t give back.

3. Use careful aim when you pee.
Somebody’s got to clean that up, you know.

4. Save money when you’re young
because you’re going to need it someday.

5. Allow me to introduce you
to the dishwasher, oven,
washing machine, iron,
vacuum, mop and broom.
Now please go use them.

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.

7. Don’t ever be a bully
and don’t ever start a fight,
but if some idiot clocks you,
please defend yourself.

8. Your knowledge and education is something
that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly.
Forever is a long time to live alone
and it’s even longer to live with somebody
who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do.
This includes her having a successful career
and you changing diapers at 3 A.M.
Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.

13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir”
still go a long way.

14. The reason that they’re called “private parts”
is because they’re “private”.
Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing.
Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason
is always a good idea.

17. It is better to be kind
than to be right.

18. A sense of humor
goes a long way
in the healing process.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely.
My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me
spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother
because I might be missing you.

Don’t forget to share

(via bellamoonmama)

finnharries:

tigerton:

imanadult:

mydearlolita:

brianashanee:

Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.

Amen

I fucking love this post.

I want to be this awesome when I’m old!

This is so awesome!

Le sigh

(Source: mothers-monster, via waiting-for-may-baby)

If you’re due in may, please reblog this!

waiting-for-may-baby:

I’m due in may and I really don’t know anyone else pregnant (and I definitely don’t know anyone else around my age) and it would be nice to follow some people that are at the same point as me. So reblog and I’ll follow you!

thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning. 
 

STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE 

2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

¾ cup water

¾ cup milk (I used almond)

½ cup rolled oats

10-12 fresh mint leaves

Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning.

 

STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE

2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

¾ cup water

¾ cup milk (I used almond)

½ cup rolled oats

10-12 fresh mint leaves

Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names